英语笑话：一面之辞

英语笑话：一面之辞

英语笑话：One Side of the Case 一面之辞

　　A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.

　　"I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.

　　"Can you hear out of your right ear？" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.

　　"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."

　　一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。

　　“我的`左耳听不见。”那人告诉法官。

　　“你的右边耳朵听得见吗？”法官问道。那人点了点头。

　　“你将被允许加入陪审团，”法官宣布。“我们每次只听一面之辞。”

英语笑话：Good Sight 好视力

　　Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident？ Just how far can you see clearly？

　　Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

　　律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西？

　　证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。